1 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:25,455 It's 24 hours until Halloween. 2 00:00:25,521 --> 00:00:28,291 And Clyde and I are super pumped for trick-or-treating. 3 00:00:28,357 --> 00:00:29,926 After years of research, 4 00:00:29,992 --> 00:00:32,261 we have finally created the ultimate route 5 00:00:32,328 --> 00:00:33,863 to maximize candy consumption. 6 00:00:33,930 --> 00:00:35,832 We are gonna crush our candy record. 7 00:00:35,898 --> 00:00:37,734 -Yeah, we are! -Boom. 8 00:00:38,401 --> 00:00:41,137 Royal Woods is the best town ever for trick-or-treating. 9 00:00:41,204 --> 00:00:44,273 Everybody in this town loves Halloween. 10 00:00:44,340 --> 00:00:47,777 That house gives out full-size candy bars. 11 00:00:47,844 --> 00:00:49,479 -All right. -Bye! 12 00:00:49,545 --> 00:00:54,283 Mrs. Wright has the best homemade popcorn balls. 13 00:00:57,987 --> 00:00:59,822 - Good one! - There's scares 14 00:00:59,889 --> 00:01:02,024 around every corner. 15 00:01:04,127 --> 00:01:07,997 Even Flip goes all out with his spooky candy sale. 16 00:01:11,300 --> 00:01:12,435 And, of course, 17 00:01:12,502 --> 00:01:13,836 -there's our house. -Spooky! 18 00:01:13,903 --> 00:01:15,872 We go kinda big. 19 00:01:22,311 --> 00:01:24,680 Hyah! 20 00:01:33,222 --> 00:01:36,626 Another satisfied customer. Have a spooky day! 21 00:01:36,692 --> 00:01:40,196 This is great. Our scare factor is way up. 22 00:01:41,798 --> 00:01:43,933 This year will be the spookiest, 23 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,302 most haunted Loud House 24 00:01:46,369 --> 00:01:47,837 ever! 25 00:02:01,417 --> 00:02:02,518 Boo! 26 00:02:02,585 --> 00:02:04,921 -Good one, Lil. -Monster five? 27 00:02:06,622 --> 00:02:08,257 Who's next? 28 00:02:08,691 --> 00:02:10,860 No one does Halloween like the Louds. 29 00:02:10,927 --> 00:02:12,562 -Watch out! Oh! -Boo! 30 00:02:12,628 --> 00:02:13,963 Good one, Lily. 31 00:02:14,030 --> 00:02:16,199 Every year, we have the craziest, scariest 32 00:02:16,265 --> 00:02:18,568 Halloweeniest house in Royal Woods. 33 00:02:18,634 --> 00:02:20,903 The Shroud House Spooktacular. 34 00:02:20,970 --> 00:02:23,306 They say it takes a village to put on a Spooktacular. 35 00:02:23,372 --> 00:02:26,108 Luckily, with ten sisters, we are a village. 36 00:02:26,175 --> 00:02:27,743 Hey, little bro! 37 00:02:27,810 --> 00:02:30,580 -Check out my theremin. -I'm missing all my parts! 38 00:02:36,786 --> 00:02:39,021 Luna is our musical director. 39 00:02:39,088 --> 00:02:41,023 -Is your spine tingling? -Definitely. 40 00:02:41,090 --> 00:02:43,226 My bones are chilled to the bone. 41 00:02:44,060 --> 00:02:46,863 -Definitely missing something. -Definitely. 42 00:02:46,929 --> 00:02:49,498 Leni and Lola are in charge of costumes. 43 00:02:49,565 --> 00:02:50,733 I got it! 44 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,268 Blood red velvet. 45 00:02:52,335 --> 00:02:55,271 Yes! It's dark academia meets the Upside Down 46 00:02:55,338 --> 00:02:57,373 with a dash of zombiecore. Love! 47 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:59,642 Why do I always have to be your mannequin? 48 00:02:59,709 --> 00:03:01,043 You have a perfect model's body. 49 00:03:01,110 --> 00:03:02,912 Very little muscle structure. 50 00:03:02,979 --> 00:03:04,213 And those hips! 51 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,816 - Can somebody help me? - Oh, sorry! 52 00:03:06,883 --> 00:03:08,918 -Gotta go! -Please! 53 00:03:11,721 --> 00:03:13,789 Lisa! 54 00:03:18,060 --> 00:03:19,695 Much appreciated. 55 00:03:19,762 --> 00:03:21,197 How is your pumpkin doing? 56 00:03:22,164 --> 00:03:24,533 Sorry. How's Esmeralda doing? 57 00:03:25,868 --> 00:03:27,603 In Lisa's research, she found 58 00:03:27,670 --> 00:03:28,971 that if you talk to your pumpkins 59 00:03:29,038 --> 00:03:30,206 they'll grow faster. 60 00:03:30,273 --> 00:03:32,208 And she's talked to Esmeralda... 61 00:03:33,476 --> 00:03:35,278 There you are! 62 00:03:36,779 --> 00:03:38,114 ...a lot! 63 00:03:38,915 --> 00:03:40,583 Good morning, Esmeralda! 64 00:03:40,650 --> 00:03:42,618 Isn't it a spectacular day? 65 00:03:42,685 --> 00:03:45,621 Your vine is looking extra robust! 66 00:03:45,688 --> 00:03:47,089 Good job. 67 00:03:47,924 --> 00:03:50,559 They've become new best friends, which is great-- 68 00:03:50,626 --> 00:03:52,261 Excuse me. 69 00:03:52,328 --> 00:03:54,964 Unless, of course, you're Lisa's old best friend. 70 00:03:55,031 --> 00:03:57,133 Oops. Snack time. 71 00:03:57,199 --> 00:04:00,036 -How about pumpkin pie? -Awkward. 72 00:04:00,102 --> 00:04:02,004 -I'll just get some clippers. -Really, Todd? 73 00:04:02,071 --> 00:04:04,840 Your thing for my Cucurbita maxima is growing old. 74 00:04:04,907 --> 00:04:06,943 Yep. Everybody pitches in. 75 00:04:07,009 --> 00:04:09,712 Lori, the oldest, is pretty much in charge of everything. 76 00:04:09,779 --> 00:04:11,113 Lincoln! What's going on 77 00:04:11,180 --> 00:04:13,082 with your super-secret surprise finale? 78 00:04:13,149 --> 00:04:15,918 -I need to know what it is. -I'll tell you what it is. 79 00:04:16,652 --> 00:04:19,055 It's super-secret. You'll find out with the rest 80 00:04:19,121 --> 00:04:21,757 of the delighted neighborhood. 81 00:04:22,558 --> 00:04:25,628 But the visionary behind our haunted extravaganza 82 00:04:25,695 --> 00:04:28,431 is our very own queen of scream, 83 00:04:28,497 --> 00:04:30,032 Lucy. 84 00:04:32,201 --> 00:04:33,569 Lucy? 85 00:04:34,804 --> 00:04:37,106 She's standing right behind me, isn't she? 86 00:04:43,746 --> 00:04:45,948 See? That's why you are the master. 87 00:04:46,015 --> 00:04:47,550 Booyah! 88 00:04:48,851 --> 00:04:50,086 Was the master. 89 00:04:50,152 --> 00:04:51,554 I'm breaking her scare record. 90 00:04:51,620 --> 00:04:54,523 I've got ten so far, but I'm going for a 50-piece. 91 00:04:54,590 --> 00:04:56,192 Yawn. 92 00:04:56,258 --> 00:04:58,160 Never bet against Lynn Loud. 93 00:04:58,894 --> 00:04:59,929 Now, who's next? 94 00:04:59,996 --> 00:05:01,530 Lincoln, I need your help! 95 00:05:01,597 --> 00:05:03,733 Can Lucy do it? I'm kind of busy. 96 00:05:03,799 --> 00:05:06,435 Whatever. I just need someone to test some candy. 97 00:05:06,502 --> 00:05:08,104 - Wait, I want to do it! - Me, me, me, me, me! 98 00:05:08,170 --> 00:05:10,139 - Me, me. - She asked me! 99 00:05:10,206 --> 00:05:12,441 Please, let me do it! 100 00:05:13,242 --> 00:05:14,543 Sigh. 101 00:05:19,048 --> 00:05:21,450 Mom's our CCO. 102 00:05:21,517 --> 00:05:23,119 Chief Candy Officer. 103 00:05:23,185 --> 00:05:25,521 And she's been taking it very seriously. 104 00:05:25,588 --> 00:05:27,823 Dinner is served. 105 00:05:35,097 --> 00:05:37,266 Try some gory gummy organs. 106 00:05:37,333 --> 00:05:39,635 What do you think? I got a bunch more. 107 00:05:40,369 --> 00:05:42,538 They brought back pancreas? 108 00:05:42,605 --> 00:05:43,606 And spleen. 109 00:05:49,178 --> 00:05:51,280 Whenever I send myself reminders on my phone, 110 00:05:51,347 --> 00:05:52,982 it's just a bunch of typos. 111 00:05:53,049 --> 00:05:56,852 -What is "Durblish Point Sent"? -I don't know. 112 00:05:59,221 --> 00:06:01,657 - Is she in here? - Dad's trying to avoid Lynn. 113 00:06:01,724 --> 00:06:04,593 She keeps scaring the ding-dang-dickens out of me. 114 00:06:06,629 --> 00:06:09,298 Booyah! 115 00:06:13,069 --> 00:06:14,403 Boo to the yah. 116 00:06:16,272 --> 00:06:17,606 Boo! 117 00:06:20,876 --> 00:06:22,812 You just got Lynn'd. 118 00:06:22,878 --> 00:06:25,047 She's relentless. 119 00:06:25,114 --> 00:06:26,382 I haven't slept in three days. 120 00:06:26,449 --> 00:06:28,017 I'm actually starting to hallucinate. 121 00:06:28,084 --> 00:06:30,453 "Durblish." What could Durblish mean? 122 00:06:30,519 --> 00:06:33,489 Hello. Husband spiraling into insanity. 123 00:06:33,556 --> 00:06:34,790 Oh, honey. 124 00:06:35,224 --> 00:06:36,992 I just need to relax. 125 00:06:37,059 --> 00:06:39,728 A nice cup of hot tea, a cookie, and a nap. 126 00:06:40,196 --> 00:06:42,298 A nice, big, round cookie. 127 00:06:43,566 --> 00:06:44,867 Booyah! 128 00:06:47,636 --> 00:06:49,371 How long have you been in there? 129 00:06:49,438 --> 00:06:52,274 Long enough to have eaten all the big, round cookies. 130 00:06:53,142 --> 00:06:55,711 Okay, people. We still have a lot to do. 131 00:06:55,778 --> 00:06:57,246 I still need updates on: 132 00:06:57,313 --> 00:06:59,715 fake blood, corn maze, and candy distribution. 133 00:07:00,983 --> 00:07:02,451 Bull's-eye! 134 00:07:02,518 --> 00:07:04,720 Say hello to the Candy Cannon Extreme. 135 00:07:04,787 --> 00:07:07,923 I built this baby using old leaf blower, a telescope, 136 00:07:07,990 --> 00:07:10,025 and the motor from Mr. Grouse's lawnmower. 137 00:07:10,092 --> 00:07:12,061 Great shot. Uh, next time, 138 00:07:12,128 --> 00:07:13,863 aim for a leg, or something fleshy. 139 00:07:13,929 --> 00:07:16,365 Butts. Got it. 140 00:07:16,432 --> 00:07:17,466 Yeah. 141 00:07:17,533 --> 00:07:19,301 Fire bad! 142 00:07:19,368 --> 00:07:20,636 Ha-ha! 143 00:07:20,703 --> 00:07:21,871 -Whoa! -Wow. 144 00:07:21,937 --> 00:07:23,539 Talk about a big dummy. 145 00:07:23,606 --> 00:07:26,275 Thanks. Franken-coconuts is the official M.C. 146 00:07:26,342 --> 00:07:29,378 for the Spooktacular... Monster of Ceremonies. 147 00:07:29,445 --> 00:07:32,148 Oh, Lincoln, can you please give me the status 148 00:07:32,214 --> 00:07:33,949 of your super-secret surprise finale? 149 00:07:34,016 --> 00:07:35,284 No can do. 150 00:07:35,351 --> 00:07:37,186 Doing a dry run of our trick-or-treating route. 151 00:07:37,253 --> 00:07:39,188 We want to ensure maximum efficiency. 152 00:07:39,922 --> 00:07:43,726 No! "Durblish Point Sent" means "dentist appointment"! 153 00:07:43,792 --> 00:07:47,062 We're late for the dentist. Let's go! Everybody in Vanzilla! 154 00:07:48,397 --> 00:07:49,765 Go! 155 00:08:25,734 --> 00:08:28,304 Okay. So, we're gonna give you some Novocaine. 156 00:08:28,370 --> 00:08:30,239 No, thanks. I only like lemon-y things 157 00:08:30,306 --> 00:08:32,041 -that don't hurt. -It'll only hurt a little. 158 00:08:32,107 --> 00:08:34,176 Barbara, syringe and light, please. 159 00:08:34,243 --> 00:08:35,844 Got it. 160 00:08:35,911 --> 00:08:38,380 -That looks like it hurt a lot. -Why did you do that? 161 00:08:38,447 --> 00:08:39,915 Oh, you forgot the light. 162 00:08:41,150 --> 00:08:43,652 No, that looks like it hurt a lot. 163 00:08:46,088 --> 00:08:47,456 The good news is, 164 00:08:47,523 --> 00:08:50,459 I completed my dental degree last spring break for funsies. 165 00:08:50,526 --> 00:08:52,995 The bad news is, everyone in this room 166 00:08:53,062 --> 00:08:54,430 is riddled with cavities. 167 00:08:54,496 --> 00:08:56,031 Present company included. 168 00:08:56,098 --> 00:08:57,399 Even me? 169 00:08:57,967 --> 00:09:00,336 -Especially you, Lily. -Whoops. 170 00:09:00,402 --> 00:09:01,770 Well, there must be some mistake. 171 00:09:01,837 --> 00:09:04,540 I'm always on you kids to take care of your teeth. 172 00:09:04,607 --> 00:09:06,408 Yeah, well, about that... 173 00:09:06,475 --> 00:09:08,210 Don't forget to floss! 174 00:09:08,277 --> 00:09:09,878 Okay! 175 00:09:13,249 --> 00:09:14,683 This is all my fault. 176 00:09:14,750 --> 00:09:17,519 I've been feeding you kids candy nonstop. 177 00:09:18,754 --> 00:09:20,155 Don't judge me, Barbara. 178 00:09:20,222 --> 00:09:21,523 Don't judge her. 179 00:09:21,590 --> 00:09:23,559 Thank you! 180 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:26,228 Wow! 181 00:09:29,031 --> 00:09:31,533 If you didn't already know, that's super-influencer 182 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,669 Xander Coddington, AKA, Xan-Man. 183 00:09:33,736 --> 00:09:36,005 -Group selfie! -He just moved to Royal Woods, 184 00:09:36,071 --> 00:09:38,540 and throws the most epic parties. 185 00:09:39,074 --> 00:09:40,342 Post that. 186 00:09:40,409 --> 00:09:43,212 And... you're all famous. Tag me. 187 00:09:43,279 --> 00:09:45,281 Clyde and I have been trying to get in with Xander 188 00:09:45,347 --> 00:09:46,749 since the day he got into town. 189 00:09:46,815 --> 00:09:48,884 Tune in, Xander Nation, we're gonna be click-clocking 190 00:09:48,951 --> 00:09:52,087 -a hot new game tonight. -Quick, let's make our move! 191 00:09:52,154 --> 00:09:53,389 Hey, Xander! 192 00:09:55,190 --> 00:09:56,759 Mom, I don't wanna get a filling. 193 00:09:56,825 --> 00:09:59,528 I'm supposed to do my fit check in front of the bowling alley. 194 00:09:59,595 --> 00:10:02,398 You're going. Today's the only day Dr. Miller can see you. 195 00:10:02,464 --> 00:10:04,933 Actually, Dr. Miller can't see you today. 196 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,836 My sister scared Barbara, and she stabbed him in the cheek 197 00:10:07,903 --> 00:10:09,271 with a giant needle. 198 00:10:09,338 --> 00:10:10,439 He's right. 199 00:10:10,506 --> 00:10:12,107 Bet. 200 00:10:12,174 --> 00:10:13,309 I'm outta here. 201 00:10:13,375 --> 00:10:15,511 -Thanks, um-- -Lincoln. Lincoln Loud. 202 00:10:15,577 --> 00:10:17,313 We go to the same school. 203 00:10:17,379 --> 00:10:18,947 I sit next to you in Science. 204 00:10:19,014 --> 00:10:21,350 You knocked the wind out of me in dodgeball last week. 205 00:10:21,417 --> 00:10:24,019 Does this look familiar? 206 00:10:24,086 --> 00:10:25,688 You're the one who pooped his pants? 207 00:10:25,754 --> 00:10:28,524 No, that was my friend, Rusty. 208 00:10:28,590 --> 00:10:30,092 So, any plans for Halloween? 209 00:10:30,159 --> 00:10:33,362 You're new. If you need tips on hot trick-or-treat spots, 210 00:10:33,429 --> 00:10:35,864 me and my best friend Clyde have created a computer program 211 00:10:35,931 --> 00:10:38,100 that gives you the route to maximum candy consumption. 212 00:10:38,167 --> 00:10:41,136 Thanks, but I don't do the trick-or-treating thing anymore. 213 00:10:41,203 --> 00:10:43,172 I gave that up once I hit middle school. 214 00:10:43,238 --> 00:10:45,607 Kids our age are too old to be trick-or-treating. 215 00:10:47,076 --> 00:10:49,611 What?! No trick-or-treating?! 216 00:10:49,678 --> 00:10:51,246 That's insane. 217 00:10:51,313 --> 00:10:53,916 Yeah. Totally. 218 00:10:53,982 --> 00:10:55,117 I was just giving you tips 219 00:10:55,184 --> 00:10:56,719 in case you wanted to pass them along 220 00:10:56,785 --> 00:10:59,822 to some younger kids who clearly aren't as cool as us. 221 00:10:59,888 --> 00:11:01,223 Alright. I gotta bounce. 222 00:11:01,290 --> 00:11:04,426 Cool. Can I, uh, bounce with you? 223 00:11:05,527 --> 00:11:07,496 Or you can bounce by yourself. 224 00:11:07,563 --> 00:11:09,498 If that's how you prefer to bounce. 225 00:11:09,565 --> 00:11:11,567 Deuces, Lincoln. 226 00:11:14,837 --> 00:11:17,139 You're looking especially orange today. 227 00:11:17,206 --> 00:11:19,508 Okay, Lisa, your pumpkin is-- 228 00:11:20,342 --> 00:11:22,911 Esmeralda is looking great. 229 00:11:22,978 --> 00:11:24,780 She certainly is. 230 00:11:24,847 --> 00:11:26,882 We've taken quite the journey together. 231 00:11:26,949 --> 00:11:28,951 Oh, that's adorable. 232 00:11:30,819 --> 00:11:33,389 Okay, let's carve this big girl up! 233 00:11:33,455 --> 00:11:35,724 But I don't wanna carve Esmeralda up! 234 00:11:35,791 --> 00:11:37,025 I'll do it! 235 00:11:37,092 --> 00:11:38,494 I wanna do it! 236 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:40,596 Do what? I wanna do it! And I wanna do it the fastest. 237 00:11:40,662 --> 00:11:43,699 I'm gonna put a smile on that pumpkin's face! 238 00:11:43,766 --> 00:11:45,134 It's mine! 239 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:46,668 -Let me at that thing! -No! 240 00:11:46,735 --> 00:11:48,704 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let's not get hasty here. 241 00:11:48,771 --> 00:11:51,306 Perhaps we could do something a little less invasive. 242 00:11:51,373 --> 00:11:53,142 Like drawing a smiley face on her 243 00:11:53,208 --> 00:11:55,677 with some nontoxic, washable markers. 244 00:11:55,744 --> 00:11:59,648 O-M-G, Lisa. Have you become friends with your pumpkin? 245 00:11:59,715 --> 00:12:01,550 She is. It is ridiculous. 246 00:12:01,617 --> 00:12:03,919 That thing isn't even human. 247 00:12:05,854 --> 00:12:06,855 That's my chainsaw. 248 00:12:06,922 --> 00:12:09,925 -You snooze, you lose. -Ooh, ooh. 249 00:12:14,930 --> 00:12:17,032 No! No, stop! 250 00:12:17,099 --> 00:12:18,333 Esmeralda! 251 00:12:22,104 --> 00:12:23,672 I know this sounds crazy, 252 00:12:23,739 --> 00:12:26,074 but I don't think we should go trick-or-treating. 253 00:12:26,141 --> 00:12:28,110 Okay, so, just to be clear, 254 00:12:28,177 --> 00:12:31,713 you don't think we should go and get bags and bags of free candy? 255 00:12:31,780 --> 00:12:32,981 Yes. 256 00:12:33,515 --> 00:12:34,650 Come here. 257 00:12:38,153 --> 00:12:39,455 Just hear me out. 258 00:12:39,521 --> 00:12:43,058 You may change your mind after you see this. 259 00:12:44,493 --> 00:12:47,362 Ace Savvy and One-Eyed Jack. We're going old school. 260 00:12:47,429 --> 00:12:49,431 My dads had these made by the wardrobe lady 261 00:12:49,498 --> 00:12:50,666 at their theater group. 262 00:12:50,732 --> 00:12:53,302 She sewed in real fake muscles and abs. 263 00:12:53,368 --> 00:12:56,638 Listen. I know the idea of not trick-or-treating 264 00:12:56,705 --> 00:13:00,108 sounds ridiculous, but I was talking to Xander Codding-- 265 00:13:00,175 --> 00:13:02,311 Xander Coddington talked to you?! 266 00:13:02,377 --> 00:13:03,612 He knew who you were? 267 00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:05,614 I had to jog his memory a little. 268 00:13:05,681 --> 00:13:08,417 But the point is, he said we're too old for trick-or-treating. 269 00:13:08,484 --> 00:13:10,252 And I think he's right. 270 00:13:10,319 --> 00:13:11,620 Not gonna go trick-or-treating? 271 00:13:11,687 --> 00:13:13,589 We'll never go trick-or-treating again? 272 00:13:13,655 --> 00:13:15,390 Clyde, you wanna get in with Xander 273 00:13:15,457 --> 00:13:17,826 -and his amazing parties? -Yeah. 274 00:13:17,893 --> 00:13:20,762 If we don't get in with him now, we're gonna get left behind. 275 00:13:20,829 --> 00:13:22,564 I don't wanna spend the rest of school 276 00:13:22,631 --> 00:13:25,901 on the outside of the cool group just so we can get candy. 277 00:13:25,968 --> 00:13:27,169 I mean-- 278 00:13:27,236 --> 00:13:28,604 There's the guy that saved me 279 00:13:28,670 --> 00:13:30,005 from that lame dentist visit. 280 00:13:30,072 --> 00:13:33,475 -Lincoln, what's up? -Hey, Xander. How are you? 281 00:13:34,443 --> 00:13:37,012 -I mean, 'sup? 'Sup. -'Sup. 282 00:13:37,079 --> 00:13:40,048 I'm having a party tonight at my crib. You should stop by. 283 00:13:40,983 --> 00:13:42,317 Yeah. Cool. 284 00:13:42,384 --> 00:13:44,620 Sure. Cool. Totally. 285 00:13:44,686 --> 00:13:46,188 My brother works at the junkyard, 286 00:13:46,255 --> 00:13:49,758 and he found this old disco ball, so it's gonna be 287 00:13:49,825 --> 00:13:51,193 Sweet. 288 00:13:52,728 --> 00:13:54,062 Hey, Clyde. What's good? 289 00:13:55,531 --> 00:13:57,633 What's good? 290 00:13:57,699 --> 00:13:59,001 Everything's good. 291 00:13:59,067 --> 00:14:01,670 It's all good. It's all good in the hood. 292 00:14:02,738 --> 00:14:04,106 He knows my name. 293 00:14:05,073 --> 00:14:06,174 Tight. 294 00:14:06,241 --> 00:14:07,876 -Tight. -Tight. 295 00:14:07,943 --> 00:14:09,111 Super tight. 296 00:14:09,578 --> 00:14:11,713 Hey, uh, nice costumes. 297 00:14:13,615 --> 00:14:15,684 -Those aren't ours. -We were just saving them 298 00:14:15,751 --> 00:14:17,519 for some young trick-or-treaters, 299 00:14:17,586 --> 00:14:19,621 because we don't do that anymore. 300 00:14:19,688 --> 00:14:21,456 Alright, see ya tonight. 301 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:28,196 We're so going to Xander's party! 302 00:14:29,531 --> 00:14:31,266 My apologies, Esmeralda. 303 00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:33,635 But your smile looks simply splendid. 304 00:14:43,478 --> 00:14:44,947 Gasp. 305 00:14:45,013 --> 00:14:47,616 It's not polite to sneak up on people like that. 306 00:14:47,683 --> 00:14:49,117 That's why I'm hiding down here. 307 00:14:49,184 --> 00:14:51,720 You'd tell me if Lynn was down here, right? 308 00:14:51,787 --> 00:14:52,888 Maybe. 309 00:14:54,189 --> 00:14:56,925 Alright, I'm just, uh, you know, setting up a little 310 00:14:56,992 --> 00:14:59,628 Lynn-tastic Relaxation Station. See? 311 00:14:59,695 --> 00:15:01,597 Why? 312 00:15:01,663 --> 00:15:03,732 Well, maybe because I'm, uh... 313 00:15:03,799 --> 00:15:05,767 What is the word? Um... 314 00:15:06,568 --> 00:15:08,236 spiraling into insanity?! 315 00:15:08,870 --> 00:15:10,706 Can you spiral over to that box 316 00:15:10,772 --> 00:15:12,874 and see if there's a head in a jar? 317 00:15:14,910 --> 00:15:16,478 Why would you put a head-- 318 00:15:16,545 --> 00:15:18,780 You know what? I don't want to know. 319 00:15:24,686 --> 00:15:26,021 Why would you put my-- 320 00:15:26,088 --> 00:15:28,557 You know what? I still don't want to know. 321 00:15:28,624 --> 00:15:30,759 I'm just gonna put me back now. 322 00:15:32,394 --> 00:15:34,930 What the heck? 323 00:15:36,164 --> 00:15:38,100 Uh-oh. That's not good. 324 00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:39,735 Define "not good." 325 00:15:39,801 --> 00:15:41,970 Nothing. 326 00:15:45,707 --> 00:15:47,542 What did I just cut myself with? 327 00:15:47,609 --> 00:15:49,044 Sigh. 328 00:15:49,111 --> 00:15:50,445 Define "sigh". 329 00:15:50,512 --> 00:15:53,548 That's a ceremonial necklace made from the teeth of Romulus, 330 00:15:53,615 --> 00:15:56,084 the most vicious werewolf the world has ever seen. 331 00:15:56,151 --> 00:15:58,854 One scratch, and your fate is sealed. 332 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:01,523 You will be transformed into a hairy, 333 00:16:01,590 --> 00:16:04,426 bloodthirsty, feral beast. 334 00:16:06,595 --> 00:16:07,929 Okay. 335 00:16:07,996 --> 00:16:10,332 You should probably put a warning on these things. 336 00:16:16,638 --> 00:16:18,807 I did not see that. 337 00:16:20,909 --> 00:16:23,111 You'll also have an insatiable appetite for meat. 338 00:16:23,178 --> 00:16:25,847 Huh, well, eh, I just had lunch, so, you know... 339 00:16:25,914 --> 00:16:27,883 I mean, yeah, sure, I could go for a steak, 340 00:16:27,949 --> 00:16:30,152 but I could go for a lot of things, like a... 341 00:16:30,852 --> 00:16:32,988 That's funny. I was gonna say steak again. 342 00:16:34,222 --> 00:16:36,358 How come I can't stop thinking about steaks? 343 00:16:37,926 --> 00:16:39,928 Family meeting! 344 00:16:39,995 --> 00:16:41,963 I guess I'm gonna go upstairs. 345 00:16:42,030 --> 00:16:43,632 Careful! 346 00:16:43,699 --> 00:16:46,735 That's a little... Hang in there, Lynn. 347 00:16:49,638 --> 00:16:52,741 Gonna get through this, Lynn. You're gonna get through this. 348 00:16:52,808 --> 00:16:56,678 Wait. These are just my fake goblin teeth. 349 00:16:57,312 --> 00:16:58,346 Harmless. 350 00:16:59,881 --> 00:17:03,585 People, we have to close the fridge. 351 00:17:03,652 --> 00:17:07,255 Lynn! Ohh! Luan! 352 00:17:09,391 --> 00:17:10,959 Can I have a bite of that? 353 00:17:24,206 --> 00:17:27,642 Wow, you ate that like a bloodthirsty, feral beast. 354 00:17:30,378 --> 00:17:31,646 It's starting. 355 00:17:34,783 --> 00:17:37,252 Tell the others I'm not gonna make it to the meeting. 356 00:17:37,786 --> 00:17:39,154 And, um... 357 00:17:40,255 --> 00:17:42,090 I'm just gonna go down to the basement. 358 00:17:42,157 --> 00:17:44,259 Do you mind locking the door behind me? 359 00:17:44,326 --> 00:17:47,362 Not because I'm turning into a werewolf or anything. It's... 360 00:17:47,429 --> 00:17:49,131 something else. 361 00:17:54,603 --> 00:17:57,272 -Lock the door! -Okay. 362 00:18:00,609 --> 00:18:03,311 My dad is weird. 363 00:18:09,518 --> 00:18:10,819 I literally cannot believe 364 00:18:10,886 --> 00:18:12,754 that you are bailing on the Spooktacular. 365 00:18:12,821 --> 00:18:15,690 -And trick-or-treating! -Who passes up free candy? 366 00:18:15,757 --> 00:18:17,692 Clyde and I are too old to dress up. 367 00:18:17,759 --> 00:18:20,195 Yeah. Besides, it's just candy. 368 00:18:20,262 --> 00:18:21,763 Come here. 369 00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:23,331 Yes, come here. 370 00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:26,468 Bozos. 371 00:18:26,535 --> 00:18:30,005 I should've seen that coming. 372 00:18:31,106 --> 00:18:33,141 Okay, skip trick-or-treating if you want, 373 00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:35,076 but the Spooktacular is a loud tradition. 374 00:18:35,143 --> 00:18:37,179 I came home from college for this. 375 00:18:37,245 --> 00:18:40,315 Our collective attendance record has been 100 percent. 376 00:18:40,382 --> 00:18:43,351 -One hundred. -And, we've never missed one. 377 00:18:43,418 --> 00:18:46,121 The entire town is gonna be here in two hours! 378 00:18:46,188 --> 00:18:50,458 And without you, we don't have a surprise finale. 379 00:18:50,525 --> 00:18:52,093 You can still change your mind. 380 00:18:53,662 --> 00:18:54,996 I'm sorry, but... 381 00:18:55,063 --> 00:18:57,032 Clyde and I have made our decision. 382 00:18:57,098 --> 00:18:59,167 We're going to Xander's party. 383 00:18:59,234 --> 00:19:01,336 It's gonna be the coolest thing ever. 384 00:19:01,403 --> 00:19:03,371 -That's so lame. -Lame. 385 00:19:03,438 --> 00:19:04,873 What's so cool about it anyways? 386 00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:07,175 What even happens at one of Xander's parties? 387 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:15,817 That's when Clyde and I realized we were in over our heads. 388 00:19:15,884 --> 00:19:18,420 What happens at a middle school party? 389 00:19:18,486 --> 00:19:21,189 Seriously. What happens? 390 00:19:21,256 --> 00:19:22,457 I have no idea. 391 00:19:22,524 --> 00:19:23,825 I can't believe you got invited 392 00:19:23,892 --> 00:19:25,694 to Xander Coddington's party. 393 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:28,096 -They're epic. -He's that internet feller. 394 00:19:28,163 --> 00:19:30,866 -Must be nice. -He doesn't even know I exist. 395 00:19:30,932 --> 00:19:32,534 He doesn't even know my name. 396 00:19:32,601 --> 00:19:34,269 He knew my name. 397 00:19:34,336 --> 00:19:35,437 Did he know my name? 398 00:19:35,503 --> 00:19:38,006 He remembered you pooped your pants in dodgeball. 399 00:19:38,073 --> 00:19:40,742 Yes! In. Your. Faces. 400 00:19:40,809 --> 00:19:42,644 In your gym shorts. 401 00:19:42,711 --> 00:19:45,447 -You should come with us. -We've got better things to do. 402 00:19:45,513 --> 00:19:46,915 Yeah, we do. 403 00:19:46,982 --> 00:19:49,117 While you guys are rubbing elbows with Xander, 404 00:19:49,184 --> 00:19:51,620 we're gonna catch ourselves a Cryptid. 405 00:19:51,686 --> 00:19:53,355 Yee-haw! 406 00:19:53,421 --> 00:19:55,857 You really gonna climb that mountain again? 407 00:19:56,791 --> 00:19:57,893 Clyde has a point. 408 00:19:57,959 --> 00:19:59,728 Our enthusiasm for monster hunting 409 00:19:59,794 --> 00:20:01,696 vastly outweighs our abilities. 410 00:20:01,763 --> 00:20:03,665 Tonight's the night. I can feel it. 411 00:20:03,732 --> 00:20:05,333 Guys, let's stay focused. 412 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,903 We have no idea what happens at a middle school party. 413 00:20:07,969 --> 00:20:09,037 What do we wear? 414 00:20:09,638 --> 00:20:12,340 Maybe some big city suit, like the Monopoly guy? 415 00:20:12,407 --> 00:20:16,278 You can never go wrong with a top hat and a monocle. 416 00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:19,981 -Moving on. -Dancing. 417 00:20:20,048 --> 00:20:22,250 -Thumbs up or thumbs down? -Way down. 418 00:20:22,317 --> 00:20:24,219 Xander will be doing moves so trendy, 419 00:20:24,286 --> 00:20:26,321 they haven't been invented yet. 420 00:20:26,388 --> 00:20:28,456 I know a thing or two about square dancing. 421 00:20:29,491 --> 00:20:32,127 Oh! Talking about aliens is always a good ice breaker. 422 00:20:32,193 --> 00:20:35,764 You guys need more than what we can offer. 423 00:20:35,830 --> 00:20:38,667 Might I suggest your friend and mine, 424 00:20:38,733 --> 00:20:41,269 the internet, check it out. 425 00:20:46,741 --> 00:20:48,410 Everybody in their places! 426 00:20:48,476 --> 00:20:49,511 -Check. -Check. 427 00:20:49,577 --> 00:20:50,578 -Check. -Check. 428 00:20:50,645 --> 00:20:51,646 -Check. -Check. 429 00:20:51,713 --> 00:20:52,714 -Check. -Check. 430 00:20:52,781 --> 00:20:54,816 -Check. -Check. Meow. 431 00:20:54,883 --> 00:20:55,951 Candy Cannon? 432 00:20:56,017 --> 00:20:57,986 Cannon ready. Waiting for candy. 433 00:20:58,053 --> 00:21:00,522 Lynn, how's it coming with the Headless Horseman? 434 00:21:01,323 --> 00:21:03,124 Still headless. 435 00:21:05,727 --> 00:21:07,329 Mmm. Ketchup. 436 00:21:07,862 --> 00:21:09,297 Mom, where's the candy? 437 00:21:09,364 --> 00:21:12,267 After our disastrous trip to the dentist, 438 00:21:12,334 --> 00:21:14,936 I realized the error of my ways. 439 00:21:15,003 --> 00:21:16,371 No more cavities. 440 00:21:16,438 --> 00:21:20,508 So, this year, we're giving away toothbrushes. 441 00:21:26,047 --> 00:21:27,649 No! 442 00:21:27,716 --> 00:21:30,819 Oh, yeah. I got a bunch more! 443 00:21:30,885 --> 00:21:32,487 This is bad. 444 00:21:34,322 --> 00:21:36,291 It's okay, Lynn. Just relax. 445 00:21:36,358 --> 00:21:38,460 So you got scratched by Romulus' werewolf teeth. 446 00:21:38,526 --> 00:21:40,595 That doesn't mean you're gonna turn into a werewolf. 447 00:21:40,662 --> 00:21:43,198 You know what? Just don't, uh, don't-don't think about it. 448 00:21:43,264 --> 00:21:45,500 There we go. 449 00:21:47,102 --> 00:21:49,137 I'm thinking about it. 450 00:21:50,839 --> 00:21:52,974 Oh. That's sharp. 451 00:21:53,708 --> 00:21:57,145 What is that? 452 00:22:04,386 --> 00:22:05,186 It's happening. 453 00:22:05,253 --> 00:22:07,455 Everything is ready except 454 00:22:07,522 --> 00:22:10,592 for Lincoln's super-secret surprise finale. 455 00:22:10,658 --> 00:22:12,293 You guys don't need me. 456 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:13,361 You got this. 457 00:22:15,030 --> 00:22:18,066 Look, we're sorry, but we have to do this. 458 00:22:21,803 --> 00:22:24,005 Good luck. Come on, Clyde. 459 00:22:24,072 --> 00:22:25,407 Let's hit the party. 460 00:22:26,107 --> 00:22:28,009 Places, people! 461 00:22:29,744 --> 00:22:31,646 So cold. 462 00:22:32,981 --> 00:22:34,749 Gloves. Gloves. 463 00:22:42,991 --> 00:22:45,693 These are adorable! 464 00:22:46,828 --> 00:22:48,963 What? Okay. 465 00:22:53,068 --> 00:22:54,602 Stay strong. 466 00:22:55,170 --> 00:22:57,539 Must fight transformation. 467 00:22:57,605 --> 00:22:59,741 So cold. 468 00:23:01,176 --> 00:23:04,145 Must not look at the moon. 469 00:23:06,948 --> 00:23:09,250 I'm looking at the moon! 470 00:23:15,223 --> 00:23:17,625 So much glue on my face! 471 00:23:21,463 --> 00:23:25,733 Such a furry bean bag! So much hair! 472 00:23:27,969 --> 00:23:30,004 Get it off! 473 00:23:39,948 --> 00:23:41,649 Pardon me! 474 00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:44,419 I can't wait for the show! 475 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,456 We are go for the Spooktacular. I repeat, 476 00:23:48,523 --> 00:23:49,958 we are a go! 477 00:23:50,024 --> 00:23:52,961 I'm so excited! 478 00:23:53,027 --> 00:23:55,296 Luan, you are on in ten, nine-- 479 00:23:55,363 --> 00:23:57,365 Lori, come in! Come in! 480 00:23:57,432 --> 00:23:59,968 I repeat, Lori, come in! We have a problem. 481 00:24:00,034 --> 00:24:01,936 Lana, we are literally starting. 482 00:24:02,003 --> 00:24:03,638 Stay off the comms. 483 00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:08,910 And... cue Coconuts! 484 00:24:10,411 --> 00:24:14,015 Happy Halloween, my fiends! 485 00:24:14,082 --> 00:24:17,519 Hope you're creeping it real! 486 00:24:19,621 --> 00:24:24,692 Welcome to the Shroudhouse Spooktacular! 487 00:24:27,428 --> 00:24:31,332 Are you ready for the beast? 488 00:24:38,273 --> 00:24:40,475 The beast? What is the beast? 489 00:25:13,508 --> 00:25:14,576 Haunted! 490 00:25:59,621 --> 00:26:01,723 You ready to rock Xander's' party? 491 00:26:01,789 --> 00:26:03,391 Let's do this. 492 00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:06,594 -'Sup? -'Sup? 493 00:26:07,295 --> 00:26:08,896 What's up? 494 00:26:08,963 --> 00:26:10,765 Hey, what's up? 495 00:26:14,202 --> 00:26:15,370 'Sup? 496 00:27:04,352 --> 00:27:06,521 Mmm. So good. 497 00:27:09,390 --> 00:27:11,559 You know, these things are delicious! 498 00:27:11,626 --> 00:27:13,561 Dude... 499 00:27:17,098 --> 00:27:18,499 Don't mention anything to Xander, 500 00:27:18,566 --> 00:27:21,002 but do you know where he keeps his plunger? 501 00:27:23,137 --> 00:27:24,939 Dude. 502 00:28:02,877 --> 00:28:04,579 I'm Lucy. 503 00:28:04,645 --> 00:28:05,947 Haunted. 504 00:28:13,721 --> 00:28:15,390 Happy Halloween. 505 00:28:15,456 --> 00:28:18,092 Thanks for coming, everybody! 506 00:28:19,494 --> 00:28:22,597 -Enjoy the Haunted Maize Maze. -Wait! What?! 507 00:28:22,663 --> 00:28:25,266 Where's Lincoln's Super Secret Finale? 508 00:28:25,333 --> 00:28:27,268 Oh. Um, well... 509 00:28:27,335 --> 00:28:29,804 Lincoln had somewhere else to be, 510 00:28:29,871 --> 00:28:34,942 but who is ready for some treats with a capital EAT? 511 00:28:35,009 --> 00:28:37,812 Lana, I'm not seeing any treats. 512 00:28:37,879 --> 00:28:40,515 Candy! 513 00:28:40,581 --> 00:28:43,217 That's what I've been trying to tell y'all. 514 00:28:43,284 --> 00:28:46,220 -Lana, treats now! -Here goes nothing. 515 00:28:47,655 --> 00:28:50,091 This is gonna be bad. 516 00:28:55,930 --> 00:28:56,964 I got one! 517 00:29:02,937 --> 00:29:06,607 - Toothbrushes? - Toothbrushes?! 518 00:29:06,674 --> 00:29:09,377 -And toothpaste? -Seriously? 519 00:29:11,512 --> 00:29:15,183 No. It's just a little candy mix-up. 520 00:29:15,249 --> 00:29:16,951 Where are the treats?! 521 00:29:17,018 --> 00:29:18,953 I threw it away. 522 00:29:19,020 --> 00:29:20,555 Don't forget to brush! 523 00:29:20,621 --> 00:29:23,124 Don't tooth-shame my kid! 524 00:29:27,495 --> 00:29:30,731 Candy! 525 00:29:30,798 --> 00:29:31,732 Code Red. 526 00:29:31,799 --> 00:29:34,335 We have a Halloween emergency! 527 00:29:34,402 --> 00:29:36,704 I can't believe the internet let us down. 528 00:29:36,771 --> 00:29:38,306 We gotta get it together. 529 00:29:38,372 --> 00:29:41,843 If we blow this, we'll never get invited to anything ever again. 530 00:29:51,018 --> 00:29:53,955 All right, party people, who can beat that, huh? 531 00:29:54,021 --> 00:29:57,158 Clyde, it's time to shine. 532 00:29:57,225 --> 00:30:00,995 Candy! 533 00:30:01,062 --> 00:30:03,197 What do these people want? 534 00:30:03,264 --> 00:30:05,967 Uh... I think they want candy. 535 00:30:06,033 --> 00:30:07,902 Okay, we found some stuff in the fridge. 536 00:30:07,969 --> 00:30:10,972 Check it out. We couldn't find anything sweet, 537 00:30:11,038 --> 00:30:12,406 but we got this. 538 00:30:18,446 --> 00:30:20,548 Butter?! 539 00:30:20,615 --> 00:30:24,385 I'm lactose intolerant! They're trying to murder us! 540 00:30:24,452 --> 00:30:26,254 That's really not true. 541 00:30:28,723 --> 00:30:30,191 This is a nightmare! 542 00:30:30,258 --> 00:30:32,827 Candy! 543 00:30:32,894 --> 00:30:35,062 Maybe they'll get tired and go home. 544 00:30:35,129 --> 00:30:36,631 Uh, I don't think so. 545 00:30:36,697 --> 00:30:39,634 Remember that one Halloween those people gave out apples? 546 00:30:45,273 --> 00:30:47,875 How do you like them apples? 547 00:30:49,277 --> 00:30:51,946 How do you like them apples? 548 00:30:52,013 --> 00:30:55,082 My revolution may have been a horrible mistake. 549 00:30:55,149 --> 00:30:57,518 -You think? -Word is gonna spread fast. 550 00:30:57,585 --> 00:30:59,353 What? How? 551 00:31:00,054 --> 00:31:02,490 I'm gonna text everyone I know! 552 00:31:02,557 --> 00:31:04,458 I'm calling my mom. 553 00:31:04,525 --> 00:31:05,660 I want candy! 554 00:31:05,726 --> 00:31:07,595 My mom's gonna talk about... 555 00:31:07,662 --> 00:31:10,164 This is so out there. 556 00:31:10,231 --> 00:31:13,367 Um... I think we need candy. 557 00:31:13,434 --> 00:31:14,502 On it. 558 00:31:14,569 --> 00:31:16,237 Wanna try the lettuce? 559 00:31:32,954 --> 00:31:35,990 That kid killed Xander! 560 00:31:38,859 --> 00:31:40,361 Thank you, and goodnight. 561 00:31:40,428 --> 00:31:42,229 Lynn? 562 00:31:49,503 --> 00:31:51,172 Lynn? 563 00:31:52,673 --> 00:31:55,142 -Lynn! -Stay back! 564 00:31:55,209 --> 00:31:58,479 -I'm dangerous. -What's wrong with your voice? 565 00:31:58,546 --> 00:32:01,616 I'm a... a werewolf. 566 00:32:04,485 --> 00:32:07,588 Oh, your costume's so great! 567 00:32:07,655 --> 00:32:09,991 Don't challenge the beast inside me! 568 00:32:10,057 --> 00:32:11,592 Oh, very scary. 569 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:13,694 Look, I messed up. 570 00:32:13,761 --> 00:32:15,529 The whole house is in danger now. 571 00:32:15,596 --> 00:32:18,532 The family? In danger? 572 00:32:19,700 --> 00:32:22,069 I need you to go get some candy, fast. 573 00:32:22,136 --> 00:32:23,971 Protect the pack. 574 00:32:24,038 --> 00:32:26,240 Yeah, protect the pack. Whatever. 575 00:32:26,307 --> 00:32:29,243 Just now! Go! 576 00:32:33,047 --> 00:32:36,617 - Candy! - Candy! 577 00:32:42,089 --> 00:32:43,491 Candy. 578 00:32:53,501 --> 00:32:54,802 We've got a full moon, 579 00:32:54,869 --> 00:32:57,271 it's Halloween, and still no Cryptids. 580 00:32:57,338 --> 00:32:59,440 Hey, where's Zach? 581 00:33:01,509 --> 00:33:02,743 Hey. 582 00:33:02,810 --> 00:33:04,145 How long were you there? 583 00:33:04,211 --> 00:33:07,114 Hard to tell, fell asleep. Probably a good hour. 584 00:33:10,918 --> 00:33:14,355 Family needs... ...candy. 585 00:33:20,728 --> 00:33:22,963 Well, think I'll call it a night. 586 00:33:23,030 --> 00:33:25,866 I'm more tuckered than a tomcat with a belly full of warm milk. 587 00:33:25,933 --> 00:33:28,169 Shush-shush-shush! Wait. 588 00:33:28,235 --> 00:33:30,204 What is that? 589 00:33:53,094 --> 00:33:54,729 Werewolf! 590 00:34:01,802 --> 00:34:04,605 Clyde, how did we screw this up so bad? 591 00:34:04,672 --> 00:34:06,373 Hey, I was just rockin' out. 592 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:09,276 You're the one who launched a microphone at Xander's head. 593 00:34:09,343 --> 00:34:11,645 Yep. We blew it. 594 00:34:11,712 --> 00:34:12,813 You blew it. 595 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:14,582 Hey, at least we knocked out 596 00:34:14,648 --> 00:34:15,850 a famous influencer. 597 00:34:15,916 --> 00:34:17,218 That'll be a cool story to tell some day. 598 00:34:17,284 --> 00:34:20,287 Yeah, to all the parties we're not invited to. 599 00:34:24,091 --> 00:34:26,460 Guys, you're not gonna believe this. 600 00:34:26,527 --> 00:34:29,830 Some house is giving away toothbrushes instead of candy. 601 00:34:29,897 --> 00:34:31,465 This is outrageous! 602 00:34:31,532 --> 00:34:33,400 Why is everyone pushing dental care? 603 00:34:33,467 --> 00:34:35,870 I'm so sick of dental care! 604 00:34:35,936 --> 00:34:37,438 Clyde, 605 00:34:37,505 --> 00:34:39,106 here's our chance. 606 00:34:40,841 --> 00:34:43,043 We should trick 'em! 607 00:34:44,879 --> 00:34:46,180 What are you doing? 608 00:34:46,247 --> 00:34:48,149 - I have a plan. - I'm listening. 609 00:34:48,215 --> 00:34:50,618 We can't let these people off the hook. 610 00:34:50,684 --> 00:34:52,453 They're messing up Halloween, 611 00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:53,954 we should mess up their house. 612 00:34:54,021 --> 00:34:56,590 Yeah! That Lincoln kid makes sense! 613 00:34:56,657 --> 00:34:58,359 Yeah! 614 00:34:58,426 --> 00:35:00,628 -Yeah! -Alright, let's bounce! 615 00:35:15,876 --> 00:35:17,044 Is anyone out there? 616 00:35:17,111 --> 00:35:18,846 I can't take the suspense. 617 00:35:20,748 --> 00:35:22,082 What the heck was that? 618 00:35:24,051 --> 00:35:27,421 Grandfather clock app. Sorry. 619 00:35:28,022 --> 00:35:30,357 Where is Dad with the candy? 620 00:35:30,424 --> 00:35:32,026 -I don't know. -Wait. 621 00:35:32,092 --> 00:35:34,328 Do you guys hear that? 622 00:35:41,001 --> 00:35:43,737 Alright, let's do this. 623 00:35:50,845 --> 00:35:53,314 - You've got this, Mom. - Really? 624 00:35:53,380 --> 00:35:56,750 Well, to be fair, you did purchase the toothbrushes. 625 00:35:56,817 --> 00:35:59,220 Okay. 626 00:36:03,224 --> 00:36:05,693 I heard you're giving away butter. 627 00:36:06,994 --> 00:36:10,231 -Okay. -Hit the bricks, kid. 628 00:36:14,635 --> 00:36:16,036 We did it, buddy. 629 00:36:16,103 --> 00:36:18,639 Clincoln McCloud is officially Clincoln McCoddington. 630 00:36:18,706 --> 00:36:21,709 -Cool for life. -You know it. 631 00:36:21,775 --> 00:36:25,279 -Enjoy your culinary experience! -Thank you. 632 00:36:26,914 --> 00:36:28,816 Hey, maybe that'll be the worst of it. 633 00:36:28,883 --> 00:36:30,551 We can only hope so. 634 00:36:30,618 --> 00:36:33,520 Please. Oh, no. 635 00:36:38,826 --> 00:36:41,896 Or the worst is coming. 636 00:36:41,962 --> 00:36:44,865 This is awesome. This is great. I mean, we got this. 637 00:36:44,932 --> 00:36:46,901 -Here. -What's this? 638 00:36:46,967 --> 00:36:48,502 You can't go into battle without your weapons. 639 00:36:54,275 --> 00:36:57,244 The adrenaline of this moment is running out. 640 00:36:57,311 --> 00:36:59,013 I really did not think this through. 641 00:36:59,079 --> 00:37:01,682 That's it! That's the house! 642 00:37:07,521 --> 00:37:09,523 Oh, no. 643 00:37:09,590 --> 00:37:12,493 Candy! 644 00:37:12,559 --> 00:37:14,595 Candy! 645 00:37:16,797 --> 00:37:18,732 Huff, puff! 646 00:37:18,799 --> 00:37:21,435 Need candy! 647 00:37:21,969 --> 00:37:25,639 Get out! 648 00:37:25,706 --> 00:37:28,108 Where is he? Anyone see a werewolf? 649 00:37:28,175 --> 00:37:30,077 Did you see a werewolf? 650 00:37:31,245 --> 00:37:34,515 Where are you pointing? That's not very helpful! 651 00:37:34,581 --> 00:37:36,784 -Let's go! -Come on! 652 00:37:36,850 --> 00:37:38,085 Yeah, let's go! 653 00:37:38,152 --> 00:37:40,421 Mom, can I go to that one? 654 00:37:42,189 --> 00:37:45,392 I can't believe your house is the toothbrush house. 655 00:37:45,459 --> 00:37:47,027 This idea's genius, bro. 656 00:37:47,094 --> 00:37:49,496 Makes up for you giving him that karaoke concussion. 657 00:37:49,563 --> 00:37:52,466 This post is gonna go viral. So, what's the plan? 658 00:37:53,033 --> 00:37:56,637 Uh, give Clyde and I a minute to finalize strategy. 659 00:37:56,704 --> 00:37:58,539 We want to ensure maximum mess. 660 00:37:58,605 --> 00:38:00,841 Hashtag -Maximum -Mess. 661 00:38:00,908 --> 00:38:04,178 Sick. Hashtag-Maxiumum-Mess it is! 662 00:38:05,012 --> 00:38:06,680 Get ready for maximum mess! 663 00:38:06,747 --> 00:38:09,984 Lincoln, you need to come clean and tell them it's your house! 664 00:38:10,050 --> 00:38:11,618 And break up Clincoln McCoddington? 665 00:38:11,685 --> 00:38:14,455 We've come this far, Clyde. We can't give up now. 666 00:38:14,521 --> 00:38:16,824 Think about it. We're either gonna be in with Xander 667 00:38:16,890 --> 00:38:19,360 or we're gonna attack your own house. 668 00:38:20,461 --> 00:38:22,429 Actually, Clyde, we're gonna do both. 669 00:38:22,496 --> 00:38:24,798 We'll tell my family Xander's attack plan. 670 00:38:24,865 --> 00:38:27,067 So we can sabotage this preteen mob. 671 00:38:28,435 --> 00:38:31,105 So, I'm not exactly sure what's going on here. 672 00:38:32,606 --> 00:38:34,008 But I do know it's not good. 673 00:38:34,975 --> 00:38:37,644 -So not good. -We could build a time machine 674 00:38:37,711 --> 00:38:40,647 and go back in time before you handed out those toothbrushes. 675 00:38:41,582 --> 00:38:43,150 Helping or hurting, Lola? 676 00:38:44,051 --> 00:38:47,154 They so much as lay a finger on Esmeralda, 677 00:38:47,221 --> 00:38:49,089 they will feel the wrath 678 00:38:49,156 --> 00:38:51,091 -of Lisa Loud! -Wrath! 679 00:38:51,158 --> 00:38:53,360 No one cares about that pumpkin. 680 00:38:53,427 --> 00:38:54,995 -Todd! -What? 681 00:38:55,062 --> 00:38:57,731 We were all thinking it. 682 00:38:57,798 --> 00:39:00,367 This house needs a remodel. 683 00:39:00,434 --> 00:39:01,802 Fire! 684 00:39:06,673 --> 00:39:07,941 Toilet paper! 685 00:39:08,008 --> 00:39:11,345 We're under attack! 686 00:39:13,814 --> 00:39:17,351 Aim for windows! Throw it to the front porch! 687 00:39:17,418 --> 00:39:20,287 We really didn't think this through. 688 00:39:20,354 --> 00:39:22,289 -What are we gonna do?! -Fight back! 689 00:39:22,356 --> 00:39:24,658 -Are you kidding? -Grab the toilet paper! 690 00:39:27,828 --> 00:39:29,263 -Mom's phone. -It's Lincoln! 691 00:39:29,329 --> 00:39:31,698 -Oh, no. Lincoln's not home. -I'm Lincoln! 692 00:39:31,765 --> 00:39:34,134 Ohh! This is Lincoln. 693 00:39:34,201 --> 00:39:37,471 -Leni, give the phone to Mom. -It's Lincoln. 694 00:39:38,405 --> 00:39:40,040 Hi, sweetie. Have you eaten? 695 00:39:40,107 --> 00:39:42,876 -Mom, are you serious? -Are you enjoying the party? 696 00:39:42,943 --> 00:39:44,678 'Cause we're literally getting attacked. 697 00:39:44,745 --> 00:39:48,015 Yeah, Clyde and I are outside with the angry mob. 698 00:39:48,082 --> 00:39:49,817 But we're gonna work as double agents, 699 00:39:49,883 --> 00:39:50,984 and help protect the house. 700 00:39:51,051 --> 00:39:52,486 Why are you with the angry mob? 701 00:39:52,553 --> 00:39:56,223 We were... coming home early to see the Spooktacular. 702 00:39:56,290 --> 00:39:57,491 And they just happened to be here. 703 00:39:57,558 --> 00:39:59,927 Oh! It was so shocking. Imagine our shock. 704 00:39:59,993 --> 00:40:02,029 I mean, I was just-- 705 00:40:02,096 --> 00:40:04,164 Okay, fam, here's the plan. 706 00:40:04,231 --> 00:40:06,333 We fight them off using the Spooktacular. 707 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,902 Lana, you're on Candy Cannon. 708 00:40:08,969 --> 00:40:10,404 -Copy that. -Luan? 709 00:40:10,471 --> 00:40:12,873 Crank up Franken-coconuts. Create some diversions. 710 00:40:12,940 --> 00:40:14,108 I've got some good material. 711 00:40:14,174 --> 00:40:16,176 -A ghost, a goblin, and a-- -Zip it! 712 00:40:16,243 --> 00:40:19,346 Lucy, do what you do best. Start scaring people. 713 00:40:19,413 --> 00:40:21,448 -You know it. -I'm gonna do what I do best, 714 00:40:21,515 --> 00:40:24,218 -and beat your record. -Game on. 715 00:40:24,284 --> 00:40:26,887 Everybody else, follow my lead. All right. 716 00:40:26,954 --> 00:40:29,356 Louds on three. One, two-- 717 00:40:29,423 --> 00:40:33,393 - Louds! - A little early, but okay. 718 00:40:33,460 --> 00:40:35,062 Let's do this. 719 00:40:35,129 --> 00:40:37,898 - Let's get Loud! - Whoo! 720 00:40:37,965 --> 00:40:39,666 Lana, upstairs now! 721 00:40:42,336 --> 00:40:44,605 Brush your teeth with this! 722 00:40:48,142 --> 00:40:50,277 Oh, the humanity! 723 00:40:50,944 --> 00:40:52,112 Yeah! 724 00:40:53,747 --> 00:40:55,549 Come on, Luan, come on. 725 00:40:58,819 --> 00:41:01,755 Hey, bozos! 726 00:41:01,822 --> 00:41:03,323 Take a hike! 727 00:41:03,390 --> 00:41:05,526 -What? -Let's get 'em! 728 00:41:09,096 --> 00:41:11,865 It's alive! 729 00:41:11,932 --> 00:41:13,834 Lana's in position. 730 00:41:16,770 --> 00:41:19,206 Hey, Xander! That porch looks too clean! 731 00:41:19,273 --> 00:41:21,275 -Yeah. -Let's get closer! 732 00:41:21,341 --> 00:41:23,977 Okay. Good call, Lincoln. 733 00:41:24,044 --> 00:41:25,946 Come on, trash the porch! 734 00:41:29,249 --> 00:41:31,385 Who's ready for their closeup? 735 00:41:33,820 --> 00:41:35,722 I've been hit! 736 00:41:41,628 --> 00:41:43,163 You got it, Mom. 737 00:41:45,532 --> 00:41:46,600 Keep 'em coming. 738 00:41:47,568 --> 00:41:50,037 That giant pumpkin is going down! 739 00:41:50,103 --> 00:41:53,140 -No! -Lisa! 740 00:41:57,611 --> 00:42:00,080 Kind of ironic I hit him with the pumpkin pie filling. 741 00:42:00,147 --> 00:42:01,448 Gross. 742 00:42:01,515 --> 00:42:04,384 Lisa, come inside! We got this! 743 00:42:04,451 --> 00:42:07,788 Stay strong, Esmeralda! 744 00:42:07,854 --> 00:42:09,656 It's working! 745 00:42:09,723 --> 00:42:13,527 This beat down is brought to you by the letter "C." 746 00:42:13,594 --> 00:42:19,399 For Candy Cannon and contusions! 747 00:42:19,466 --> 00:42:20,801 Stupid-- 748 00:42:24,304 --> 00:42:26,206 Hit the driveway, come on! 749 00:42:35,182 --> 00:42:36,717 Come on, go on! 750 00:42:37,918 --> 00:42:39,753 Go. Go now. Now, now. 751 00:42:39,820 --> 00:42:41,421 Trash the horseman! 752 00:42:42,522 --> 00:42:44,491 Booyah! 753 00:42:46,593 --> 00:42:49,463 Hey, as Mick Swagger would say, 754 00:42:49,529 --> 00:42:51,932 "You're about to have a bloody good time." 755 00:42:56,103 --> 00:42:58,205 Oh, disgusting! 756 00:43:04,311 --> 00:43:06,246 Candy. Oh! 757 00:43:08,715 --> 00:43:10,517 Candy! 758 00:43:12,119 --> 00:43:14,321 No! 759 00:43:15,022 --> 00:43:17,624 Candy! Oh. 760 00:43:17,691 --> 00:43:19,860 Got him. 761 00:43:21,094 --> 00:43:22,229 Hello, wolf. 762 00:43:22,296 --> 00:43:24,398 Stay back. I'm Lincoln's-- 763 00:43:28,368 --> 00:43:29,469 What is that? 764 00:43:29,536 --> 00:43:31,605 That there is a canine shock collar. 765 00:43:31,672 --> 00:43:33,340 Zaps him every time he talks. 766 00:43:33,407 --> 00:43:34,775 No. 767 00:43:34,841 --> 00:43:36,209 It's even got a remote. 768 00:43:38,578 --> 00:43:40,080 Don't use that on a mule though. 769 00:43:40,147 --> 00:43:41,748 I learned that the hard way. 770 00:43:41,815 --> 00:43:43,350 It's over! 771 00:44:04,204 --> 00:44:06,039 It might be the candy talking, 772 00:44:06,106 --> 00:44:08,008 but I feel so alive! 773 00:44:08,075 --> 00:44:09,076 Yeah! 774 00:44:09,142 --> 00:44:10,944 Yeah! 775 00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:16,283 Stop hitting us with food! 776 00:44:21,521 --> 00:44:25,325 The sticks are the best! 777 00:44:25,392 --> 00:44:26,960 Keep 'em coming. 778 00:44:28,895 --> 00:44:32,432 Watch your flank! She's getting away! 779 00:44:32,499 --> 00:44:35,369 Oh, man. That's so gross! Oh! 780 00:44:37,838 --> 00:44:39,873 Where is your father with that candy?! 781 00:44:39,940 --> 00:44:42,576 We're almost out of ammo! 782 00:44:42,642 --> 00:44:44,878 I repeat, we're almost out of ammo! 783 00:44:44,945 --> 00:44:46,146 Basement team, you're up. 784 00:44:46,213 --> 00:44:48,348 -On it. Come on. -I'll signal Lincoln. 785 00:44:51,985 --> 00:44:55,622 Hey, Xander, let's sneak through that stupid yet well-constructed 786 00:44:55,689 --> 00:44:57,557 corn maze and do a Backyard Blitz! 787 00:44:57,624 --> 00:45:00,394 Nice! Guys, go, go, go! 788 00:45:04,664 --> 00:45:06,867 I didn't say who was getting blitzed. 789 00:45:08,635 --> 00:45:10,570 Hurry. 790 00:45:10,637 --> 00:45:12,139 Guys, they're coming! 791 00:45:24,184 --> 00:45:25,385 Head that way! 792 00:45:26,119 --> 00:45:27,254 Boo. 793 00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:28,388 Boo. 794 00:45:28,455 --> 00:45:29,890 Boo. 795 00:45:29,956 --> 00:45:32,993 Boo. Boo again. 796 00:45:33,059 --> 00:45:36,563 Let's get out of here. 797 00:45:37,264 --> 00:45:39,833 No! No, it's a trap! 798 00:45:39,900 --> 00:45:41,468 For Esmeralda! 799 00:45:52,679 --> 00:45:53,480 Yes. 800 00:45:55,348 --> 00:45:57,017 Come on! This way, this way! 801 00:45:57,083 --> 00:45:59,152 Come on. Come on, over here. Hurry, hurry. 802 00:45:59,219 --> 00:46:00,620 No one messes with the Louds. 803 00:46:00,687 --> 00:46:03,657 This is our house. 804 00:46:03,723 --> 00:46:06,326 - Come on. Hurry. - Come on, in the driveway! 805 00:46:06,393 --> 00:46:07,894 Over here. This way. 806 00:46:07,961 --> 00:46:10,464 We barely made it through! 807 00:46:10,530 --> 00:46:12,599 I say we cut our losses and get outta here. 808 00:46:12,666 --> 00:46:14,401 No way! It's like you said. 809 00:46:14,468 --> 00:46:16,870 The toothbrush house needs to get destroyed. 810 00:46:16,937 --> 00:46:20,407 See, even my followers agree. 811 00:46:20,474 --> 00:46:24,478 Open window. Perfect spot for these. 812 00:46:24,544 --> 00:46:28,448 - Stink bombs? - Industrial stink bombs. 813 00:46:28,515 --> 00:46:30,183 It's time for my grand finale. 814 00:46:30,250 --> 00:46:31,852 Come on, let's go. 815 00:46:34,521 --> 00:46:36,790 -Come on, follow me. -You can watch from down here. 816 00:46:39,826 --> 00:46:42,429 Xander just went from pranking to breaking and entering. 817 00:46:42,496 --> 00:46:44,998 What are we gonna do? 818 00:46:45,832 --> 00:46:48,401 Clyde, it's time for my grand finale. 819 00:46:48,468 --> 00:46:50,337 I just have to get inside. 820 00:46:50,403 --> 00:46:52,506 No way. If Xander sees we're not together, 821 00:46:52,572 --> 00:46:54,875 he's gonna know we're up to something. 822 00:46:55,442 --> 00:46:56,710 Don't worry. 823 00:47:02,716 --> 00:47:05,118 It's old school. I couldn't throw this away. 824 00:47:05,185 --> 00:47:07,020 Classic Ace Savvy. 825 00:47:12,592 --> 00:47:14,494 This is me. 826 00:47:14,561 --> 00:47:17,531 If Xander says anything, just give him a wave. 827 00:47:18,398 --> 00:47:20,433 Here. You got this. 828 00:47:28,008 --> 00:47:30,510 I need water balloons filled with goop, STAT. 829 00:47:31,111 --> 00:47:33,179 Okay, Underoos. 830 00:47:35,916 --> 00:47:37,517 -Get the food. -Soy sauce, soy sauce! 831 00:47:37,584 --> 00:47:40,020 Cottage cheese. 832 00:47:41,521 --> 00:47:44,190 We're almost in! Everything good down there? 833 00:47:44,257 --> 00:47:46,593 All good. 834 00:47:56,603 --> 00:47:58,104 Sorry. 835 00:48:04,811 --> 00:48:06,546 Let's stink this place up. 836 00:48:06,613 --> 00:48:08,415 Oh, yeah. 837 00:48:08,481 --> 00:48:10,116 It's show time. 838 00:48:11,451 --> 00:48:13,920 Do you hear something? 839 00:48:26,333 --> 00:48:29,035 Back up! Back up, back up! 840 00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:36,543 -Is that the-- -Super-secret surprise finale? 841 00:48:36,610 --> 00:48:37,911 Oh, yeah. 842 00:48:45,418 --> 00:48:46,886 What the heck? 843 00:48:49,389 --> 00:48:51,758 That's the super-secret finale. 844 00:48:51,825 --> 00:48:54,828 If you run out of soy sauce, move onto salad dressing. 845 00:48:54,894 --> 00:48:56,229 Got it. 846 00:48:59,232 --> 00:49:00,433 Hello, Xander. 847 00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:03,403 -Oh, no. -Bogey at 12:00. 848 00:49:03,470 --> 00:49:04,638 Locking onto target. 849 00:49:08,108 --> 00:49:10,210 - Ooh! - What the heck is that?! 850 00:49:10,276 --> 00:49:12,212 Soy sauce? 851 00:49:14,180 --> 00:49:15,548 I'm outta here, man. 852 00:49:15,615 --> 00:49:19,185 Hey! Hey, don't go! 853 00:49:20,053 --> 00:49:22,555 Looks like Xander needs a pick-me-up. 854 00:49:22,622 --> 00:49:24,124 What? Wait. 855 00:49:24,190 --> 00:49:25,525 Wait! What? No! 856 00:49:25,592 --> 00:49:26,726 Please. Please, don't. 857 00:49:26,793 --> 00:49:28,762 No, no, no, no! No! 858 00:49:28,828 --> 00:49:31,297 Yes! Time to finish this. 859 00:49:35,101 --> 00:49:36,803 Hey! Hey, no video! 860 00:49:36,870 --> 00:49:39,105 No video! 861 00:49:39,172 --> 00:49:40,206 Put me down! 862 00:49:40,273 --> 00:49:42,242 Okay. 863 00:49:47,347 --> 00:49:48,782 That had to hurt! 864 00:49:48,848 --> 00:49:51,084 -Yes! -We did it! 865 00:49:52,185 --> 00:49:54,187 Xander, are you okay? 866 00:49:58,958 --> 00:50:01,895 Run away! 867 00:50:04,230 --> 00:50:06,132 Butts. 868 00:50:06,199 --> 00:50:09,335 -Come on! -Let's get away from here! 869 00:50:10,270 --> 00:50:12,472 -Yes, yes! -We did it! 870 00:50:15,375 --> 00:50:17,310 Stay off my lawn! 871 00:50:17,377 --> 00:50:18,945 Don't be strangers! 872 00:50:20,013 --> 00:50:21,915 We did it! 873 00:50:23,650 --> 00:50:25,118 Where's your dad? 874 00:50:38,932 --> 00:50:40,867 Candy! 875 00:50:47,173 --> 00:50:48,508 Good job, Lincoln. 876 00:50:48,575 --> 00:50:50,677 I am so glad you showed up when you did. 877 00:50:50,744 --> 00:50:52,245 That was serendipitous. 878 00:50:52,312 --> 00:50:54,214 You're a real hero, Lincoln. 879 00:50:57,117 --> 00:51:00,053 I didn't do this to be a hero. Actually-- 880 00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:02,188 Oh, look. Someone posted a video of Lincoln. 881 00:51:04,390 --> 00:51:07,193 You know what? Why don't we just not watch that right now? 882 00:51:07,260 --> 00:51:09,529 -I wonder what it is. -Or delete it. 883 00:51:09,596 --> 00:51:11,564 -And watch it never. -Even better. 884 00:51:11,931 --> 00:51:14,467 We can't let these people off the hook. 885 00:51:14,534 --> 00:51:18,104 They're messing up Halloween. We should mess up their house. 886 00:51:18,171 --> 00:51:19,372 What? 887 00:51:22,609 --> 00:51:24,811 The prank attack was your idea? 888 00:51:24,878 --> 00:51:27,747 -In theory. Yes. -But we can explain. 889 00:51:27,814 --> 00:51:29,983 So, first you bail on the Spooktacular. 890 00:51:30,049 --> 00:51:32,652 -And then you try to destroy it. -Disappointed sigh. 891 00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:34,554 -Why? -Pretty low, dude. 892 00:51:34,621 --> 00:51:35,989 It's not what it looks like. 893 00:51:36,055 --> 00:51:37,857 -Yeah, we can explain. -Yeah. 894 00:51:37,924 --> 00:51:41,427 No need. 895 00:51:43,630 --> 00:51:46,533 Girls, girls! Calm down. 896 00:51:46,599 --> 00:51:48,301 We're all disappointed in Lincoln. 897 00:51:49,602 --> 00:51:51,304 It's been a long night. 898 00:51:51,371 --> 00:51:53,540 Yeah. I guess we can go clean up Lincoln's mess. 899 00:51:53,606 --> 00:51:55,275 Might as well start in the back. 900 00:51:57,777 --> 00:51:59,746 Nice job. 901 00:52:05,919 --> 00:52:07,587 How did this all go so wrong? 902 00:52:07,654 --> 00:52:09,889 I mean, getting Xander to like us 903 00:52:09,956 --> 00:52:12,325 and attacking our own house, seemed rock solid. 904 00:52:12,392 --> 00:52:14,761 I really let my family down. 905 00:52:14,828 --> 00:52:17,497 -I messed up. -We both did. 906 00:52:23,303 --> 00:52:24,504 Esmeralda! 907 00:52:25,505 --> 00:52:28,441 Tune in, Xander Nation, we're gonna be pulling off the biggest 908 00:52:28,508 --> 00:52:29,809 Halloween prank ever! 909 00:52:29,876 --> 00:52:31,611 Let's go, big bro! 910 00:52:31,678 --> 00:52:33,813 -Xander! -That's Lisa's BFF. 911 00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:35,215 We have to save her. 912 00:52:35,882 --> 00:52:37,417 Wait a second. 913 00:52:37,483 --> 00:52:39,519 Xander's the one person who still likes us. 914 00:52:39,586 --> 00:52:42,255 I mean, getting in with him was the reason we did all this. 915 00:52:42,322 --> 00:52:45,191 I may have disappointed my whole family, 916 00:52:45,758 --> 00:52:47,093 but I'm not gonna let Lisa down. 917 00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:49,529 I'm going after that pumpkin. 918 00:52:49,596 --> 00:52:51,764 -Are you coming with me? -No. 919 00:52:54,033 --> 00:52:55,501 But One -Eyed Jack is. 920 00:52:58,905 --> 00:53:00,139 Great minds. 921 00:53:00,206 --> 00:53:03,243 Come on, bro! Let's go, let's go! 922 00:53:15,688 --> 00:53:16,990 Come on. 923 00:53:18,791 --> 00:53:20,827 We did it! Yes! 924 00:53:22,295 --> 00:53:24,030 Now what? 925 00:53:31,404 --> 00:53:33,806 Lincoln pumpkin. 926 00:53:40,079 --> 00:53:44,550 Flip. It's me. 927 00:53:47,020 --> 00:53:49,055 I'm a werewolf. but-but-- 928 00:53:49,122 --> 00:53:50,857 Not gonna hurt ya. I'm here for candy. 929 00:53:52,892 --> 00:53:54,761 Back off! I'm armed! 930 00:53:55,295 --> 00:53:57,096 Please, don't hurt me. 931 00:53:57,163 --> 00:54:00,199 I'll give you anything you want. Take all the candy. 932 00:54:01,801 --> 00:54:04,137 We're gonna get you, werewolf. 933 00:54:04,203 --> 00:54:06,372 And any other monsters or demons in here too! 934 00:54:09,709 --> 00:54:11,210 What? 935 00:54:11,277 --> 00:54:12,679 Split up! 936 00:54:20,053 --> 00:54:23,156 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. 937 00:54:23,222 --> 00:54:27,427 We're not gonna hurt you... much. 938 00:54:30,129 --> 00:54:31,931 Listen up, you oversized hairball, 939 00:54:31,998 --> 00:54:33,933 we are highly-skilled werewolf hunters. 940 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:37,303 Specially trained and laser-focused. 941 00:54:37,370 --> 00:54:39,339 Ooh, candy corn! 942 00:54:48,214 --> 00:54:50,049 I heard something! 943 00:55:09,769 --> 00:55:11,537 Where are you? 944 00:55:22,315 --> 00:55:23,783 How did we miss him? 945 00:55:23,850 --> 00:55:25,284 We were so focused. 946 00:55:25,351 --> 00:55:27,954 I told everyone we were gonna catch a monster. 947 00:55:39,432 --> 00:55:40,366 Flip? 948 00:55:41,300 --> 00:55:43,436 Hey! Did you pay for that? 949 00:55:45,938 --> 00:55:47,940 That wasn't me. 950 00:55:51,844 --> 00:55:54,881 Esmeralda! 951 00:55:54,947 --> 00:55:56,215 We have to call the police! 952 00:55:56,282 --> 00:55:57,784 I don't think the police care about a pumpkin. 953 00:55:57,850 --> 00:55:59,452 We'll file a missing person report. 954 00:55:59,519 --> 00:56:02,021 -She's not a person. -Preach, girl. 955 00:56:02,088 --> 00:56:04,690 -Lincoln in pumpkin. -Not now, Lily. 956 00:56:04,757 --> 00:56:06,359 -I have a video. -Not now, Leni. 957 00:56:06,426 --> 00:56:09,162 What kind of person would want to hurt Esmeralda? 958 00:56:10,129 --> 00:56:12,065 I have an alibi. 959 00:56:12,131 --> 00:56:13,966 Yeah, right, dude. Sure. 960 00:56:14,033 --> 00:56:16,469 -Lincoln in pumpkin. -Not now, Lily. 961 00:56:16,536 --> 00:56:19,072 Guys, I think I found who took the pumpkin. 962 00:56:19,839 --> 00:56:21,007 'Sup, Xander Nation? 963 00:56:21,074 --> 00:56:22,708 You thought the toothbrush people won? 964 00:56:22,775 --> 00:56:25,278 Well, guess again. We're on our way to the junkyard. 965 00:56:25,344 --> 00:56:29,048 Gonna see what happens when we take their precious pumpkin 966 00:56:29,115 --> 00:56:31,384 and send it into the car crusher! 967 00:56:32,552 --> 00:56:35,121 -So come on down to-- -Mount Crushmore! 968 00:56:35,188 --> 00:56:38,491 ...and watch me totally crush it on Halloween. 969 00:56:38,558 --> 00:56:40,827 That jerk's gonna smash Lisa's pumpkin! 970 00:56:40,893 --> 00:56:42,595 Lincoln in pumpkin! 971 00:56:46,132 --> 00:56:49,869 Everyone in Vanzilla, now! Come on. 972 00:56:53,039 --> 00:56:54,273 Go! 973 00:57:08,254 --> 00:57:10,356 The junkyard. 974 00:57:10,423 --> 00:57:13,759 Where cars come to die and fear comes to live. 975 00:57:19,132 --> 00:57:21,033 I can't believe I suggested this place 976 00:57:21,100 --> 00:57:23,169 for a Recycling Club field trip. 977 00:57:30,143 --> 00:57:32,078 Alright, man with the plan, what do ya got? 978 00:57:32,145 --> 00:57:34,447 Easy. We wait for the truck to stop. 979 00:57:34,514 --> 00:57:36,482 Then we run out that giant, open door. 980 00:57:41,254 --> 00:57:43,089 Or a different plan. 981 00:57:45,858 --> 00:57:48,327 What's up, party people?! 982 00:57:52,198 --> 00:57:53,566 Everybody, give it up for the dude 983 00:57:53,633 --> 00:57:55,801 that's gonna make this savage prank happen, 984 00:57:55,868 --> 00:57:57,537 my bro, Paul! 985 00:58:01,807 --> 00:58:04,243 Crushin' is what I do, baby! 986 00:58:04,310 --> 00:58:05,945 Yeah! 987 00:58:06,012 --> 00:58:07,346 Then fire up that crusher, 988 00:58:07,413 --> 00:58:09,949 and let's teach that toothbrush house a lesson! 989 00:58:10,016 --> 00:58:11,884 -That's right! -Crush! Crush! 990 00:58:11,951 --> 00:58:14,387 Crush! 991 00:58:22,795 --> 00:58:25,998 Must... protect... the pack. 992 00:58:31,404 --> 00:58:33,806 Mom, faster! Lincoln's in trouble! 993 00:58:35,241 --> 00:58:38,211 I'm going as fast as I can. 994 00:58:46,152 --> 00:58:48,354 -What was that? -I think that was Dad. 995 00:58:52,425 --> 00:58:53,626 Daddy! 996 00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:56,896 Crush, crush, crush! 997 00:58:56,963 --> 00:58:59,565 We gotta get out of here. 998 00:58:59,632 --> 00:59:02,335 The crusher that crushes things is gonna crush us. 999 00:59:02,401 --> 00:59:04,537 Oh, I can't help saying "crush." 1000 00:59:07,506 --> 00:59:10,810 - So, I'm not a werewolf? - No! 1001 00:59:10,876 --> 00:59:14,447 I just wanna go home and take a bath and eat a cookie. 1002 00:59:14,513 --> 00:59:16,115 We don't have time for that. 1003 00:59:16,182 --> 00:59:17,416 But I really want a cookie. 1004 00:59:17,483 --> 00:59:19,752 Your son and his best friend are in a pumpkin 1005 00:59:19,819 --> 00:59:23,122 -in a car crusher. -And it's being live streamed. 1006 00:59:23,189 --> 00:59:24,957 - Crush! - The cookie can wait. 1007 00:59:25,024 --> 00:59:27,193 Let's do some crushing! 1008 00:59:31,197 --> 00:59:33,466 Look at that! 1009 00:59:33,532 --> 00:59:35,167 After we smash that pumpkin, 1010 00:59:35,234 --> 00:59:37,136 get ready to smash the likes. 1011 00:59:37,203 --> 00:59:39,839 Lincoln's gonna get squashed... 1012 00:59:39,905 --> 00:59:41,674 in a giant squash. 1013 00:59:41,741 --> 00:59:44,410 - Too soon, Luan! - Floor it, Mom! 1014 00:59:51,550 --> 00:59:53,452 Crush! 1015 00:59:53,519 --> 00:59:56,088 I'm too young to die in a pumpkin of unusual size. 1016 00:59:56,155 --> 00:59:58,024 Follow me! 1017 00:59:58,090 --> 00:59:59,492 Crush! 1018 00:59:59,558 --> 01:00:01,460 You're not going anywhere! 1019 01:00:01,527 --> 01:00:05,097 Sorry, Clyde. First time I've climbed out of a giant pumpkin! 1020 01:00:05,164 --> 01:00:07,667 - Crush! - Yeah, yeah! 1021 01:00:07,733 --> 01:00:11,304 No one I'd rather be crushed in a pumpkin with than you! 1022 01:00:11,370 --> 01:00:14,140 Happy Halloween, Lincoln. 1023 01:00:14,206 --> 01:00:15,741 Happy Halloween, Clyde. 1024 01:00:25,651 --> 01:00:27,887 Crush! Crush! 1025 01:00:27,953 --> 01:00:30,256 - What's going on? - I hear something. 1026 01:00:30,323 --> 01:00:32,024 What is that? 1027 01:00:33,659 --> 01:00:34,660 What is that? 1028 01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:42,902 -Hold on tight! -We're doing this. 1029 01:00:52,778 --> 01:00:54,013 Awesome. 1030 01:00:58,150 --> 01:00:59,685 Back off, pranksters. 1031 01:00:59,752 --> 01:01:01,120 Whoo! 1032 01:01:01,187 --> 01:01:02,922 What a rush! 1033 01:01:04,023 --> 01:01:05,725 Don't you ever drive like that. 1034 01:01:06,459 --> 01:01:07,993 Who the heck are you? 1035 01:01:08,060 --> 01:01:09,762 We're your worst nightmare. 1036 01:01:09,829 --> 01:01:11,497 What? 1037 01:01:17,403 --> 01:01:18,637 The toothbrush people. 1038 01:01:18,704 --> 01:01:21,273 Yeah, and we've come to kick some butt. 1039 01:01:21,340 --> 01:01:23,409 -That's my family! -What? 1040 01:01:23,476 --> 01:01:25,778 Lincoln! 1041 01:01:26,579 --> 01:01:28,013 I'm over there a lot too! 1042 01:01:29,148 --> 01:01:32,051 Bro, we have one rule. 1043 01:01:34,086 --> 01:01:35,521 That's a good rule. 1044 01:01:35,588 --> 01:01:37,223 So you attacked your own home? 1045 01:01:37,289 --> 01:01:39,291 Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. 1046 01:01:39,358 --> 01:01:40,893 I let my family down. 1047 01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:43,896 All because I wanted to be in with you and your cool group. 1048 01:01:43,963 --> 01:01:45,598 But you know what? 1049 01:01:45,664 --> 01:01:48,100 Nothing's more important than my family. 1050 01:01:48,167 --> 01:01:50,536 -Truth, Lincoln. -We love you, Linc. 1051 01:01:51,604 --> 01:01:54,774 So, you double-crossed me! I got covered in soy sauce 1052 01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:58,210 and thrown into a coffin because of you?! 1053 01:01:58,277 --> 01:02:00,613 You're gonna pay for that. 1054 01:02:01,647 --> 01:02:03,749 And so is your family. 1055 01:02:04,950 --> 01:02:06,485 Xander Nation, assemble! 1056 01:02:08,053 --> 01:02:09,822 Release the beast. 1057 01:02:23,169 --> 01:02:25,805 -Is that your dad? -I think so. 1058 01:02:28,374 --> 01:02:31,377 Get 'em, girls! 1059 01:02:31,444 --> 01:02:32,678 This is awesome. 1060 01:02:32,745 --> 01:02:35,848 What is that thing? 1061 01:02:38,083 --> 01:02:39,485 This rocks. 1062 01:02:39,552 --> 01:02:41,754 Maybe your dad should grow a beard. 1063 01:02:42,388 --> 01:02:43,622 Ew. 1064 01:02:47,927 --> 01:02:49,795 I'm not afraid of you, witch! 1065 01:02:49,862 --> 01:02:52,331 Luan, give her a hand. 1066 01:02:52,398 --> 01:02:55,167 High-five! 1067 01:02:55,234 --> 01:02:57,470 Okay, go. 1068 01:02:57,536 --> 01:02:59,004 My sisters are killing it! 1069 01:03:01,173 --> 01:03:02,875 Booyah! 1070 01:03:02,942 --> 01:03:04,410 Booyah. 1071 01:03:04,477 --> 01:03:05,778 Come on. 1072 01:03:05,845 --> 01:03:07,980 What do you say we call it a tie? 1073 01:03:09,148 --> 01:03:10,015 Aww. 1074 01:03:10,082 --> 01:03:11,717 You get a toothbrush! 1075 01:03:11,784 --> 01:03:14,286 And you get a toothbrush! 1076 01:03:14,353 --> 01:03:15,788 Go, Louds! 1077 01:03:18,157 --> 01:03:20,092 I think I can reach the railing. 1078 01:03:32,605 --> 01:03:36,742 Let me out! Come on! 1079 01:03:47,319 --> 01:03:49,421 Good job, toothbrush people. 1080 01:03:49,488 --> 01:03:50,890 Hey, Paul. 1081 01:03:50,956 --> 01:03:54,093 What do you say we crush something better than a pumpkin? 1082 01:03:55,227 --> 01:03:56,896 I say we crush the monster van. 1083 01:03:57,730 --> 01:03:58,931 No! 1084 01:04:02,134 --> 01:04:04,036 Totally gonna crush it. 1085 01:04:16,348 --> 01:04:18,884 Everyone step back 1.5 meters! 1086 01:04:23,289 --> 01:04:25,224 Lana, you got this? 1087 01:04:25,291 --> 01:04:26,592 I got this. 1088 01:04:29,728 --> 01:04:32,498 Are you sure you wanna do this to Esmeralda? 1089 01:04:33,365 --> 01:04:34,700 She would want it this way. 1090 01:04:34,767 --> 01:04:36,769 I don't really know what's going on right now, 1091 01:04:36,835 --> 01:04:38,904 but I know it's gonna be good. 1092 01:04:40,506 --> 01:04:41,874 Oh, no. 1093 01:04:56,589 --> 01:04:58,691 Good job, Lis! 1094 01:04:59,858 --> 01:05:01,627 This is the worst Halloween 1095 01:05:01,694 --> 01:05:03,562 ever! 1096 01:05:06,532 --> 01:05:08,100 Look, you're going viral! 1097 01:05:11,704 --> 01:05:14,106 No, no, no, no, no! 1098 01:05:16,809 --> 01:05:19,144 Happy Halloween, Xander. 1099 01:05:22,114 --> 01:05:23,482 Let's get outta here! 1100 01:05:25,884 --> 01:05:28,887 Oh, I hate giant pumpkins! 1101 01:05:29,622 --> 01:05:31,557 Yeah! 1102 01:05:31,624 --> 01:05:34,727 - Thanks for saving us, guys. - Yeah. 1103 01:05:34,793 --> 01:05:38,230 I promise next year, we won't bail on the Spooktacular. 1104 01:05:38,297 --> 01:05:39,698 There won't be a next year. 1105 01:05:39,765 --> 01:05:42,134 Literally, no one is gonna come to the toothbrush house. 1106 01:05:44,737 --> 01:05:47,106 Maybe we can find a way to get them back, somehow. 1107 01:05:49,174 --> 01:05:50,809 Clyde? 1108 01:05:51,510 --> 01:05:53,245 I have a plan. 1109 01:05:53,312 --> 01:05:55,648 So, maybe we didn't crush Xander's party. 1110 01:05:55,714 --> 01:05:58,083 But that didn't stop us from having the biggest, 1111 01:05:58,150 --> 01:06:00,653 loudest, epicest one of our own. 1112 01:06:16,869 --> 01:06:19,405 We want candy! 1113 01:06:39,858 --> 01:06:43,295 Full-size candy bars? Thanks, toothbrush people! 1114 01:06:44,563 --> 01:06:46,031 Smile. 1115 01:06:46,098 --> 01:06:48,067 Sorry about the whole shock thing. 1116 01:06:48,133 --> 01:06:50,235 I'm gonna have a talk with your parents. 1117 01:06:50,302 --> 01:06:52,071 Point, point! 1118 01:06:53,939 --> 01:06:57,910 I saved a pumpkin seed from Esmeralda. 1119 01:06:57,976 --> 01:07:00,079 I'll grow a new Esmeralda next year. 1120 01:07:00,145 --> 01:07:02,147 That bites back! 1121 01:07:02,214 --> 01:07:04,316 That is pretty dark. 1122 01:07:20,632 --> 01:07:22,534 I can't believe we thought we were too old 1123 01:07:22,601 --> 01:07:24,570 -to be trick-or-treating. -Me neither. 1124 01:07:25,170 --> 01:07:28,073 I mean, once we hit high school, we'll probably stop. 1125 01:07:28,140 --> 01:07:29,308 Come here once. 1126 01:07:30,943 --> 01:07:32,478 We're dressing up and getting free candy 1127 01:07:32,544 --> 01:07:34,346 until they put us in a coffin. 1128 01:07:36,682 --> 01:07:40,018 I could do that for you right now. 1129 01:07:40,085 --> 01:07:40,953 Come on! 1130 01:07:43,856 --> 01:07:44,957 Here's one for you. 1131 01:07:56,635 --> 01:07:58,704 Let's get loud. 1132 01:08:00,873 --> 01:08:03,041 I really love candy! 1133 01:08:12,451 --> 01:08:13,719 We want candy! 1134 01:08:17,055 --> 01:08:19,625 Sorry. It's hard to teach an old dog new tricks. 1135 01:08:19,691 --> 01:08:21,693 -Go ahead, boy. -Really? 1136 01:08:25,264 --> 01:08:27,399 We want candy! 1137 01:11:23,976 --> 01:11:27,612 I want candy.